Quote Book

• “Friends only exist in the real world when they’re close enough to smell your farts.” -regarding virtual friends vs. “real world” friends.

• I can’t help but think of SkyNet every time I get home at night and I see a glowing blue light in the room where my Wii is automatically updating…

• Oswald’s Axiom: “There is not enough time and there are too many people. THEREFORE, wasting time in bad people is a double waste.”

• Lovemaking is the only war where both sides end up winning.

• “… Al principio da miedo, pero luego agarras la onda y la paternidad se convierte en la experiencia más gratificante y satisfactoria de la vida, aunque sea tan jodida. Además, mientras no se es padre, uno no es sino básicamente un cretino.” – Carlos Aulestia